tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32528905245111788082011-07-28T16:50:13.178-07:00Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3252890524511178808.post-32671245812928549472010-07-15T09:55:00.000-07:002010-07-15T10:00:22.916-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/TD8-bO7c0_I/AAAAAAAAABk/bKsa_45sWH8/s1600/fat_man.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/TD8-bO7c0_I/AAAAAAAAABk/bKsa_45sWH8/s400/fat_man.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494178708000134130" /></a><div><br /></div><div>"A very fat man is in the room. He is not wearing a shirt.</div><div>His flesh is melting like a marshmallow over the floor.</div><div>I step into it. I keep falling over onto his skin and it is clingy."</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3252890524511178808-3267124581292854947?l=lightsleeper-hannahwarren.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3252890524511178808.post-45556609320824420142010-06-14T08:16:00.000-07:002010-07-15T06:46:01.641-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/TBZImCrhS8I/AAAAAAAAABc/OLLzwFhlDUI/s1600/In_the_car.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/TBZImCrhS8I/AAAAAAAAABc/OLLzwFhlDUI/s400/In_the_car.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482649414761794498" /></a><div>"In a car with Dad driving. It's cold outside.</div><div>Looking out of the rear window, I see we are towing a house.</div><div>I take off my seatbelt so I can turn around and take a photo of it."</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3252890524511178808-4555660932082442014?l=lightsleeper-hannahwarren.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3252890524511178808.post-66678714892926293472010-06-02T09:32:00.000-07:002010-06-14T08:25:55.677-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/TAaImKrzlzI/AAAAAAAAABU/GiOne7v6VYo/s1600/EDF.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/TAaImKrzlzI/AAAAAAAAABU/GiOne7v6VYo/s400/EDF.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478216186027284274" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">"In the communal hallway outside our flat I open a letter from EDF. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center; display: inline !important; "><div style="text-align: center; display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> I assume it's a bill, but it contains a small transparent bottle containing</span></span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center; display: inline !important; "><div style="text-align: center; display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> around 20 duck embryos.</span></span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center; display: inline !important; "><div style="text-align: center; display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> I don't know how I will look after them all. "</span></span></div></div></div></i></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3252890524511178808-6667871489292629347?l=lightsleeper-hannahwarren.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3252890524511178808.post-12885463778939082922010-05-27T06:32:00.000-07:002010-06-14T08:27:27.055-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/S_508TpsArI/AAAAAAAAABM/m1YpaOJyyJk/s1600/Horse.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/S_508TpsArI/AAAAAAAAABM/m1YpaOJyyJk/s400/Horse.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475942776345199282" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><i>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">The horse is enormous and out of control. I pretend to be in control to passersby who tut loudly."</span></span></i></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3252890524511178808-1288546377893908292?l=lightsleeper-hannahwarren.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3252890524511178808.post-85892371781115431532010-05-27T06:30:00.000-07:002010-06-14T08:27:52.993-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/S_50UswhjnI/AAAAAAAAABE/UecJBaN7KVo/s1600/confused.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 322px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/S_50UswhjnI/AAAAAAAAABE/UecJBaN7KVo/s400/confused.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475942095889993330" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">"Having food with Dad and feeling confused."</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3252890524511178808-8589237178111543153?l=lightsleeper-hannahwarren.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3252890524511178808.post-75702217933644328092010-05-27T06:24:00.001-07:002010-06-14T08:28:40.817-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/S_5ztUBWbDI/AAAAAAAAAA8/9Y-MypDYZJk/s1600/Pooh_bath.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_r-J0EU6t_Iw/S_5ztUBWbDI/AAAAAAAAAA8/9Y-MypDYZJk/s400/Pooh_bath.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475941419234782258" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">"Trying to have a bath, but some guy has gone into the adjoining toilet.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">As I run the water, a massive pooh comes up through the plug hole. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">I try to flush it down but it won't go away."</span><div><i><br /></i></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3252890524511178808-7570221793364432809?l=lightsleeper-hannahwarren.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hannah Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933109751712070744noreply@blogger.com1